This just in...

In light of the thanking, giving, eating, sleeping, burping, lazing, farting and even more sleeping that will surely be taking place during the rest of this week, I am giving myself a brief hiatus from this albatross. Know this, though: I am spending the next couple o' days in a house with a rabbit-ear-free TV, high-speed Internerd, more food than I could eat in a week and people with whom I'll have to fight just to have some time with my boy. I swear they love him damn near as much as I do.

See you next week.