"Lie and Wait"

Oh, you want an update? Okay, Connor is in the hospital.

More?

Cripes...alright.

Basically, Connor crashed his motorcycle while trying to do a one-handed wheelie to impress the girl across the street. His doctor said that his symptoms look more like the rotavirus but I'm not buyin' it. Besides, who wants to tell people that their kid is pooping so much that it creeps up his back to his neck or that the setting on his mouth has been switched to "exit only?"

He's tired. I'm tired. His mama is tired. We're all ready to go home, though it looks like it will be another day before we get discharged. One positive observation: if he's gonna be spraying feces everywhere, at least someone else is washing the sheets. The downside? The diarrhea could last for seven to ten days.

I think this kid is gonna be sleeping on butcher paper for awhile once we get home.