"Did Ya Say That?"

Connor is a regular kind of guy. Well, he does put his diapers on one Velcro tab at a time, but what I meant is that he has no problem eliminating waste — as the nurses in the ER taught me to say.

Usually, he's a three-dumper-a-day kind of kid. Today, he managed to squeeze out (pun intended) four. When I went to get him up from his nap this afternoon, he immediately let me know, too.

"I've got a pooper in my diaper, Daddy," he said. "It smells like butter."

Is this kid going to stick out when he starts school or what?