"Don't You Forget About Me"
Today was a day just like any other — meaning that a trip to Wal-Mart and the dump were on the dockett. Once at the dump, I hopped out and deposited our trash and recycling each in their respective receptacles, exchanged brief pleasantries with the city worker operating the compacter and jumped back in the car.
As I always do when leaving the dump (or anywhere, really) I glanced in my rear view mirror to check out Connor's disposition and also to be sure no projectiles were headed toward the back of my head.
As soon as I looked up, however, my head started to swirl.
Connor wasn't there!
In less than a second's time, I had mentally constructed several scenarios which would have enabled him to escape his carseat and exit the vehicle — almost all of which involved someone snatching him. Had he been kidnapped? Had he somehow gotten out of the car himself? Had I dumped him in the trash compactor by accident?
Oh yeah. I left him at home with Stacey's grandparents.
Dumbass.
I suppose it was a good test run. Surely we're going to have to deal with locating a lost child more than once in the coming years.
As I always do when leaving the dump (or anywhere, really) I glanced in my rear view mirror to check out Connor's disposition and also to be sure no projectiles were headed toward the back of my head.
As soon as I looked up, however, my head started to swirl.
Connor wasn't there!
In less than a second's time, I had mentally constructed several scenarios which would have enabled him to escape his carseat and exit the vehicle — almost all of which involved someone snatching him. Had he been kidnapped? Had he somehow gotten out of the car himself? Had I dumped him in the trash compactor by accident?
Oh yeah. I left him at home with Stacey's grandparents.
Dumbass.
I suppose it was a good test run. Surely we're going to have to deal with locating a lost child more than once in the coming years.
1 Comments:
No we won't...Connor will be wearing a leash in public until he is 16.
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